snakeboar ([info]snakeboar) wrote,
@ 2008-05-16 09:43:00
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Current mood: predatory

10 reasons for why being a liberal sucks.
10) Tony Blair - and the less said about him, the better.
9) You invariably end up governing like conservatives.
8) You mock theists for believing in invisible deities while you believe in the invisible hand of the free market.
7) You support the right to incest and free speech of pedophiles...
6) ...while at the same time calling for the prosecution of a politician that calls a nefarious-acting enterpreneur as a "con man".
5) You never know which liberty you are going to support first...
4)... and then the only liberty you end up supporting is the liberty of the rich white christian heterosexual-acting male elite to fuck up the lives of everybody else.
3) Postmodernist-Poststructuralist intelligentsia. 'Nuff said.
2) When conservatives eventually fail, it's a democracy. When you eventually fail, it's totalitarianism.
1) Your only offering for US president is a "king log".




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